O'Dear

This how it goes.
3 cans of Fosters, i don't drink so even that *wee wee* water as an effect.
fire up laptop and procede to ebay.

press the buy it now button and buy this.





So now i'm taking odds on what will happen tomorrow when she who must be obayed gets up.

2/1 divorce
3/1 massive row and i have to sleep on said item
4/1 i talk with a high voice for a couple of days.
5/1 she stops talking to me
10/1 as a moan and makes me a cup of tea
20/1 says don't care
1,000,000/1 thats nice can't wait to get it in the water and have a great time.

Place your bets. can't say if you will be paid out unless they have the internet and paypal in heaven!

It can't be divorce as you aren't married.
She can't reach your nads as she is too short so the high voice is out.
If she didn't talk to you that would be a bonus not a negative, so that won't happen.
She won't agree with you and say that'snice on principal.
I'll have a fiver on a moan and tea followed after a few hours by I don't care.

you know her so well pete. spot on. lol

Fiona as just asked if you live in this house! she says you must be our loft monster..pmsl

*poo* ... he's got a boat ... and I thought I was safe living on an island

PompeySteve wrote:*poo* ... he's got a boat ... and I thought I was safe living on an island

I think your safe.....thats a ditch crawler, not a propper boat

PompeySteve wrote:*poo* ... he's got a boat ... and I thought I was safe living on an island

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid! Mwahahahaha!

You still got that tub in Wales Chris?

Yes, for the moment!

I think a friend (yes I have 3) is taking it off my hands

Your friends won't remain that way if you insist on selling them all your crap!!

A boat in the Midlands! Sounds really useful on the other hand it would be very useful down here. I'll swap you my Fiat Coupe for it.

Fiat! italian!!! sorry no thanks.. and i will have you know Birmingham as more canals than Venice. Comes with a fish finding sonar. not much use to me unless it can find shopping trolley's

I guess the Fiat would be too fast for you anyway

What are you going to tow/pull it up a slipway with ?. Quite fancy one for fishing but there's not many places to leave a car and trailer around here.

Vectra estate.. simples. And mr Scarletporker, put your money where your mouth is.. 1 lap of the ring me in my Vectra estate and you can drive anything you like.

I'll take that challenge. I'll borrow my mates new Gallardo!

On second thoughts, I'd probably still lose anyway.

Seriously? You're going on Porscheball 7 in a Vectra? Why don't you bring the boat along too! I've only ever driven the one lap so will need a bit of practise. My coupe would kick your *bottom* though

the forum changed the word I used to "bottom"

Yes, it does that 'coz Rob is a prude.

Why shocked at a Vectra. My best time was in a Vectra. 2.0ltr SRi time 9 mins 32 seconds.

And if you want a sighting lap in the Vectra I keep them to about 11 to 12 minutes. 10 minutes is an average speed of 78mph. So 11 minutes is about 73 mph.

Now you can come and visit, claim asylum when you get here and be one of the 30,000 that do it every year.

Only 30,000? Hardly worth mentioning! The figures over here are depressing!

that's only the ones who come here by boat

It's a problem everywhere nowadays I reckon. I am thinking of emigrating to either Eastern Europe or maybe India, can't be many natives left there anymore!