I drive a renault megane and im new :)

I wouldn't say i am proud to admit that i drive a megane,
but the engines in the front like a 924,
and its got doors and wheels and buttons like a 924,
and the thing never bloody starts like a 924

so am i allowed in?

Well Pompeysteve as a pug gti (we call it GIT not gti) we let him hang around. so maybe we may let to stay a while.

b3rti wrote:I wouldn't say i am proud to admit that i drive a megane,
but the engines in the front like a 924, 944, 968, 928
and its got doors and wheels and buttons like a 924, 944, 968, 928
and the thing never bloody starts like a 924

so am i allowed in?

You are now you've covered all the Not Real Porsches

He as got a German dog. does that count.

Would that be a Bratwerst? (did you see what I did there..... )

No!

BLOW PW wrote:Would that be a Bratwerst? (did you see what I did there..... )

groan! ..... and the hits just keep on coming ......

Well, if people keep throwing 'em up, I'll keep hitting 'em.....

Well your old man had a Metro recently and was posting pics of it so I can't see how he can complain

Mav666 wrote:Well your old man had a Metro recently and was posting pics of it so I can't see how he can complain

Coz it's not French

A metro is not French. now move along nothing to see here.

calisfar wrote:

Mav666 wrote:Well your old man had a Metro recently and was posting pics of it so I can't see how he can complain

Coz it's not French

Perhaps not, but bits still *poopy*.

Lads i will tell you. When i went to tux's last week he had a diesel ford fiesta on his drive, I mean a FORD. for gods sake

Pete whats going on!! Thats just taking things to extremes!!

Which did not at any point belong to me and is now gone! At least it wasn't a Reno kangaroo or Gods forbid a Rover!

Get your claws in Peter. at least my renault or rover would do more than 4 laps of a track (as long as i was not driving that is)

ahh i see a dig this way, is this because i have a kangoo on my drive and previously a ka,

i would like you stop being carist against me im truly truly offended deeply lmao

O dear pete you have offended him.

Rob just talk about Badge panels or teddy bears and pete goes qt..

tux wrote:Which did not at any point belong to me and is now gone! At least it wasn't a Reno kangaroo or Gods forbid a Rover!

by hersham boy on Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:11 amGet your claws in Peter. at least my renault or rover would do more than 4 laps of a track (as long as i was not driving that is)


NOW COME ON GUYS

"My dads tractors bigger than your dads tractor"

b3rti wrote:ahh i see a dig this way, is this because i have a kangoo on my drive and previously a ka,

i would like you stop being carist against me im truly truly offended deeply lmao

Not at all dude. You don't actually own a reno Kangoo or a dodgy Rover.

tux wrote:

b3rti wrote:ahh i see a dig this way, is this because i have a kangoo on my drive and previously a ka,

i would like you stop being carist against me im truly truly offended deeply lmao

Not at all dude. You don't actually own a reno Kangoo or a dodgy Rover.

Very true, and technically i dont own the megane the missus does, i just have to drive it

and guess what had it for 1 week and its currently in the garage getting the handbrake fixed (broke when i had it dad so dont think it was me doing my awesome handbrake turns )

engine management lights come on along with the service light, although its just been serviced!

its a 'tas de merde'

b3rti wrote:engine management lights come on along with the service light, although its just been serviced!

It French....

BLOW PW wrote:
It French....

Nuff said.